Expats, Be Warned!

by missfootloose on November 15, 2014 · 9 comments

in Expat life, foreign places, Humor

Have you ever seen, right in front of your car, a person crossing a road crawling on all fours? As an expat or a foreigner traveling in alien lands you get lots of opportunities to get into trouble. Some trouble is more fun than others, but it’s wise to keep an eye out for signs and warnings and to pay attention to whatever the locals tell you.

I’ve gathered some photos here that should give you some idea of what to look out for in some of the countries I am familiar with. If this is helpful to even one person, my efforts will have been worth it.

While on the island of Phuket in Thailand, where trouble found us in the form of an ear ache afflicting our number two daughter (see: Hunting Down the Doctor) we were careful about the medicine we were given by a sleepy doctor wearing shorts and a Micky Mouse T-shirt. There was more trouble to be found as you can see on the sign above, but fortunately we managed to avoid running over an inebriated person crawling across the road. I should clarify that Phuket Island is a tourist place, and the people ending up on all fours are usually not the locals.

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In Armenia, a small country hiding in the Caucasus Mountains, be prepared to get lost. This is easy to do and there are various ways: First there is the unique alphabet (այբուբեն) which renders you an instant illiterate. Then there is the spoken language itself which is unique as well and completely unintelligible. This then makes you as helpless as a baby. Then to really let you get lost in the wilds of the Caucasus Mountains, the locals offer you road signs like this one:

 

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Costa Rica is a beautiful country with lovely, warm people. Only sometimes apparently they get too warm . . .

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In restaurants, parks and other public places you’ll find signs like this: Amorous scenes forbidden. In other words, no smooching here!

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In Ghana, West Africa, where we lived for a number of years, we had a bar in our neighborhood, the No. 1 choice for many. It was a lively place.


Lots of good fun, loud music, lots of beer. Still, looking at the sign, you should ask yourself, do I really want to go to this place?

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While living in Indonesia, I visited Bali, island of smiles, festivals and temples. I encountered signs on the temples similar to the one below.

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So if you are a woman, you may wish to check your calendar before planning a visit to a temple. Then again, you may not.

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If you’ve brought along your beloved dog to my native Holland, you’ll want to pay attention to the sign on the photo below.

My people are known to be a practical, down-to-earth lot, so this sign is graphic and to the point and needs no words in any language.

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In Albania, where I spent a short time living in an upscale apartment in the snazzy downtown area of Tirana, a sign on the inside of our front door warned us we’d better be quiet as a mouse or else! It made me wonder what warning was posted on the doors of less fancy apartments.

Spending time in an Albanian jail was not be part of your travel plans, so we whispered a lot.

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And last but not least, expats beware of what the natives may do to your children! You may not recognize your own flesh and blood when they get done with them.


Here a photo of what happened to my number one daughter in Indonesia when invited to partake in a local fashion show. She’s in the middle with two of her friends, a Dutch girl (right on photo) and a German girl (left). All three Caucasian blondes.

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Tell me what fun, interesting or scary signs or warnings you have come across in your travels. I’m waiting!

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Welshcakes Limoncello
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Thanks for the warnings!

Linda
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It is fascinating and sometimes comical to see how things are in other parts of the world. Thank you so much for sharing, and warm greetings from Montreal, Canada.

Annabel Candy, Get In the Hot Spot
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Haha! I saw the same sign in Costa Rica too! I remember when I was a kid the swimming pools in England had a similar sign for no kissing in the pool 🙂

Sine Thieme
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You’ve seen my list of “only in Africa” Images. My favorite has to be the one from somewhere in Africa:
“Tree cutters”
“We circumcise, children up to men, without paining
Circumcission will make your life easier when you become a man
And then
in Heven you will be on a good way”
And on the sign, the picture of a chainsaw.

I love yours about the drunken people, and Puky house, haha!

guyana_gyal
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That one about calling the police makes me scared and I’m not even living there! How do people sneeze SUDDENLY? Could you sing in the shower? How about laughing? Oh boy!

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