Humorous expat stories

On the beach on Bali, our little daughter considered joining the topless sun bathers and taking off her bikini top. Her mind was clear.

Cultural confusion: Beautiful Dutch girl gets complimented by sincere African man and disaster strikes.

The mystery of sex: How can you be grumpy on a Italian summer evening sitting on a moonlit terrace with a stunning view of the Bay of Naples?

I had planned to eat mopane worms tonight, but instead I’m facing a hamburger and fries. I am not amused. Having traveled thousands of miles across the African continent I …

Here she was, a lapsed Lutheran female in a smelly animal market trying to buy a sheep from a long-robed male Muslim trader. Oh, the things you learn!